Yoenis Cespedes hits his first major league home run. He’s now on pace for 81. Moneyball.
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Yoenis Cespedes is having some trouble hitting a curve ball today. Who does that remind me of? Oh, yeah.
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Cuban defector and five-tool outfielder Yoenis (or Yoennis? thoughts on that Topps?) Cespedes signed with the Oakland A’s for 4 years and $36 million. Although he’s a free agent at the end of the contract, it caught some folks by surprize. It shouldn’t have:
- Cespedes, tired of the haggling just decided to go in alphabetical order by team nickname. (Unfortunately for the Angels his list had “A’s” and not “Athletics.”)
- Before he defected to the Dominican Republic Cuba was showing the 1988 MLB season - without explaining it wasn’t live. Cespedes is excited to become the 3rd Bash Brother
- In a misunderstanding Cespedes thought the A’s had Cocoa Krispies in the clubhouse. Awkward.
- Cespedes loves elephants; especially white ones.
- Moneyball was released in Cuba in 2011. He is jazzed to play with Jason Giambi, Kevin Youkilis and Scott Hatteberg.
- He googled “reasons to move to Oakland.” Found this site. Deal cinched.
- Cespedes hobby is the development of semi-conductors and nanotechnology. Excited about the A’s move to San Jose.
- Wants to exert his tremendous political and social influence in helping to re-ignite the Occupy Oakland movement. He also hates Mayor Jean Quan.
So let’s back off. The Yoenis Cespedes era begins this spring in Oakland and he’s darn happy about it.
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